Choosing the right card for the occasion is difficult but what is usually more difficult is choosing the right things to say in it. Every one wants to say something which has never been said before or at least hasn't been used about a million times. I find it difficult to be original or at the least a little bit different on birthday greetings. They are way too common and so I decided to look around and luckily found a few amusing yet uncommon quotes. The quotes below may not be unheard of, but they are sure not as readily available. Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened? When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm five I'll be 64. Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. Age is a number and mine is unlisted. There is still no cure for the common birthday. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. As you get older three things happen. First your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people, who have the most, live the longest.
These quotes have often saved me from embarrassment when everyone except me had something smart to say. These also help bring a smile to the birthday girl or boy's face and light up a party with a roar of laughter if the timing is right. This is the one I like the best, "The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet."